{"product_id":"vintage-goodbye-cruel-world-novelty-toilet-figurine-with-wooden-lid","title":"Vintage \"Goodbye Cruel World\" Novelty Toilet Figurine with Wooden Lid","description":"\u003ch2\u003eVintage Novelty \"Goodbye Cruel World\" Ceramic Toilet Figurine\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey don't make 'em like this anymore! This wonderfully quirky vintage novelty piece is a ceramic toilet-shaped figurine complete with a wooden hinged lid and a little man peeking out from inside — the ultimate gag gift from a bygone era.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe outside of the bowl reads the classic humorous poem: \u003cem\u003e\"Goodbye Cruel World — The moon may kiss the stars on high, the stars may kiss the bright blue sky, the dew drops may kiss the grass, and you my friend... Farewell.\"\u003c\/em\u003e Decorated with charming pink floral diamond motifs and finished in a terracotta and white glaze, this piece is equal parts funny and collectible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe wooden lid still has its original \"Good-bye Cruel World\" paper label, adding to its vintage authenticity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Ceramic with wooden lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle: Vintage novelty \/ gag gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures: Hinged wooden lid, man figurine inside, humorous poem on exterior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEra: Likely 1960s–1970s\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCondition: Vintage — original paper label on lid shows wear, please see all photos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for: Collectors, gag gift lovers, vintage humor enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA one-of-a-kind conversation starter that's guaranteed to get a laugh — and a second look.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Rustee Relic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42732728975458,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/2204\/4770\/files\/17760628692272053543856006363081.jpg?v=1776062939","url":"https:\/\/therusteerelic.com\/products\/vintage-goodbye-cruel-world-novelty-toilet-figurine-with-wooden-lid","provider":"The Rustee Relic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}